Checkout-gasm

Term for resellers who successfully copped/secured a hype pair through a fcfs (first come, first serve) release mechanic. The feeling is quite similar to having a high like an orgasm but a bit more subtle and without the mess

Person A: Man, felt that sweet Checkout-gasm when I copped several pairs of Yzy quantums. Imma be friggin rich #hustlelife #respect

Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot

by gonxfreecs99 October 20, 2020

scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.

"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."

by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012

scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.

"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"

by chazz122 July 29, 2012

Funnybone-gasm

This is when you think someone or something is so hilarious that your body is overcome with joyful laughter and pleasure at the same time. It is much like an eargasm or mouthgasm.

Jimmy Fallon is so funny, he gives me a funnybone-gasm every night!

I went to the comedy show last night and the comedian was terrible, no funnybone-gasm last night.

by chic14leo October 2, 2013

Spasm-gasm

The act of ejaculating during an epileptic seizure

My boyfriend had an epileptic seizure during sex and ended up pulling a spasm-gasm all over my face

by NIHILISMEXTREME August 28, 2022

Mullet-gasm

Having an orgasm when you also have to be quiet. Party down below, but business up top.

While having sex on a weekend trip to her parents’ house, she had to settle for a mullet-gasm so as not to wake anyone else up.

by Spicypete April 24, 2022

obitu-gasm

Collective or individual mourning of a public figure that involves a proliferation of RIPs, memes, and still pictures which allow individuals express their sense of loss - be it performative, hyperbolic, superficial, or some combination there of.

The nation’s outpouring of grief over the loss of Betty White is as cathartic as it is obitu-gasmic.

by McSnack January 1, 2022