grundle stiltskin

The art of putting on stilts and tea bagging another person.

My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forge69 October 01, 2008

Face Grundle

The area on the face between the nose and upper lip.

When we were kissing I missed her lips and accidently kissed her face grundle. It was awkward....

by tobyistheworst November 18, 2011

Grundle Hugger

A person who combines the values of a hippie with a homosexual.

Look at that group of grundle huggers. All they ever do is talk about peace and then sex eachother..

by Shanunu July 26, 2009

Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 13, 2009

grundle punt

A swift kick to the grundle area.

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.

by Gicky August 28, 2007

Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.

The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

by Jimmy Dean May 17, 2004

grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.

Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart

by Peter Boardman October 08, 2005