Goofy goober

Exactly what it means

Man you a goofy goober

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .

Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !

by aev May 13, 2020

goober squad

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha

youve been goober squaded

by rongloe May 24, 2020

alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019