global

a little shit who lost 0-5 to calgary and said "im boutta fry calgary" well get fucked
bro your kinda acting like a global rn
by zaperzy December 16, 2022
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G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch)

A mentally, financially, and sexually liberated woman, femme, or non-binary person who travels the world and lives their life to the fullest. They are truly a being of the world, indulging in and most importantly respecting all cultures, peoples, and places when visiting.
A G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) catches flights over feelings, period.

A true G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch) respects the people and culture they visit and don't mind learning the language and customs.

Tanya has multiple contacts around the globe, she is truly a G.A.B. (Global Ass Bitch).
by _gingembre_ October 13, 2020
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Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.
Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
by Creativelingo February 21, 2021
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Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.
We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.
by KJJJJJJJ October 09, 2021
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 12, 2025
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global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 29, 2022
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post-globalism

An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.
Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!
by Kooyle December 07, 2022
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