Get the slack out of your jack

Term used to tell someone to quit lollygagging. Can be used to tell someone they are to laid back.

He's been lookin' at magazines for 20 minutes! Our plane leaves in 15. Go tell him get the slack out of your jack!

by Phrisbeephreak July 14, 2010

get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

by dip December 9, 2004

Get Out Of My Square

When someone is on your square of the couch and you don't want them on your square.

Bitch wouldn't get out of my square so I smeared santorum on her face

by paahl August 1, 2012

Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009

get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

Literal meaning - having quick questionable sex and leaving quickly to wash "it." But also refers to trying to get actions completed quickly. Saying originates from a village in Ireland.

me - did you tap that ugly bitch last nite?
friend - yeh.. had a get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed

by Assburger Jenkins November 18, 2009

Get that dick out of your mouth

When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.

Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!

Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!

by youngandfree August 26, 2013

get out of jail free card

giving head to avoid sex

"i was tired, i just gave him head, it's like a get out of jail free card!"

by cackilac February 12, 2008