Funxiety

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

by badback9 July 17, 2025

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.

Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!

by NineEleven October 14, 2025

The Fonzie

While enjoying a cigarette after a night of intense sex, look your partner in the eyes, point at them with both fingers, and moan out "AYYYYYYYYYEE" in your best Fonzie impression, cigarette between your teeth

Friend 1 : "Yea so we fucked all night and then she pulled The Fonzie on me"
Friend 2 : Marry her, my dude"

by Chapö February 27, 2018

Concrete fuzzies

A description of the balance between concrete evidence and warm and fuzzy comments when writing a recommendation for someone (esp on LinkedIn).

Person 1: "I'm going to write a recommendation on LinkedIn for my coworker"
Person 2: "Make sue you include the concrete fuzzies"

by NibyNool October 7, 2020

Rotten Fonzie

One must first get a nice biker jacket and make it smell as disgusting as possible. Commonly filling the pockets with trash, rotting carcasses of animals and even feces. Then once one feels it smells bad enough one puts on the garment and gets any willing partner to have relations with them.

The of the wearer is to smell so bad that the partner can't control their stomach. They then proceed to vomit. It is then accustomed to pull out a comb "switchblade"and apply vomit. Finally the comb is brushed through the hair. All they is left is to give a thumbs up. "Eyyyyyyy"

Frank gave that dumb bitch a Rotten Fonzie last night.

by superpunx138 January 16, 2021

Fortnite funnies

The most humorous thing you must ever see. From the depths of heaven itself they blessed us with fortnite funnies

Gee willikers that Fortnite funnies really was a knee slapper

by I'm_a_wanderer March 5, 2022

The Funniest

A word used to describe a funny joke. However, if you say it, the world will fucking implode on itself. Wait... oh god: why would you say it!?!?!

Person one: Hey man!
Person two: What?
Person one: Check out this meme; isn't it The Funniest?
Person two: Holy shit we're going to fucking die run for your life
Person one: Amogus

by anonymous March 10, 2022