Falgering

To give disappointing and unsatisfactory sex.
If you receive a falgering it will result in pregnancy.

Commonly used with falged

“Well that was falgering”

“I feel like that was falgering”

“You have now had a falgering”

by User randomly generated July 3, 2018

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Fluntering

A mixture of fucking with and having banter with a person

“U have a big head” Don’t worry I’m only joking I’m just fluntering with you

by Googlecreator November 18, 2018

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Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.

The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".

by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020

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Funnelingus

A combination of fellatio and cunnilingus in the form of 69.

Holy hell brah I was dating this librarian chick and she wanted to Funnelingus!
Woah what’s that?
It’s like 69 but sounds cooler.

by MrBooze0 September 27, 2020

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This sexual delight is for the more adventurous/braver (on the mans part) couple.

This act can only be done while your partner has the squits.

Engage in anal sex, just before you spoodge your man porridge, shout "Seig Heil". This will surprise your partner, making her look at you. At this moment, pull out while singing Panzerleid and saluting in the customary style as you paint a scheiße moustache on her upper lip.

I gave Becky a Führering last night. She loved it!!

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 9, 2021

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Flangering

Flangering. The act when a flanger decides it must start flanging. This process is very delicate and you must not bother it as it could result in death.

and here we see a wild flanger flangering.

by FlangerFangirl July 19, 2022

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