Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;
-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!
Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.
You? Still going dry?
Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.
M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.
You? Still going dry?
Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.
M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
by hareutz August 5, 2009
Get the fucktardationmug. Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)
Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!
Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!
Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!
by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009
Get the Fucktardmug. by anthony nichols February 4, 2009
Get the Fucktardmug. 1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.
2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.
2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.
Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?
Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.
Son: Fucktard again?
Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.
by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010
Get the fucktardmug. by tt February 18, 2003
Get the Fucktardmug. by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003
Get the Fucktardmug. 