When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
by Jason March 10, 2005
When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
by FreeNachos April 23, 2005
Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.
They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.
by Papette April 19, 2017
the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.
bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
by hockeyplaya2378 April 03, 2011
Popularised by football Youtuber hughwizzy, the term 'Wok Football' is used to describe a football team (commonly Arsenal) playing passes around the 18 yard box, with no real gameplan or identity.
by deck0 April 08, 2022
A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from
the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.
the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.
by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022
I lost at Jewish Football...
by hahahahahahahahahaha January 15, 2008