Thomas Foolery

A gentleman named Thomas Foolery. He has mutton chops and 4 kids with a beautiful wife. He is known for his mischievous ways.

When Thomas Foolery is goofing around, his friends say "Stop with that, Tom Foolery."

by Mooscula February 10, 2022

five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.

I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

10-footer

A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.

That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.

by aeskellion February 2, 2024

Tom-foolery

The behavior of a "Black" person who is excessively deferential to white people or complicit in white oppression, often for personal gain or social acceptance.

"Attending Trump’s second inauguration wasn’t just a bad look—it was straight-up Tom-foolery."

or

"Dating preferences are personal, but when someone exclusively dates white partners while disparaging Black women, that starts to look like Tom-foolery."

or

"There’s a difference between making a living in adult entertainment and actively feeding into racist tropes. Performing under a name like ‘Mandingo’ or engaging in race-play content that glorifies slavery-era fantasies? That’s not just exploitation—that’s Tom-foolery."

by Shit-Talker February 12, 2025

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

Reckless White Foolery

The kind of stupid tomfoolery that only white people could ever conceive and act upon.

Her brother knocked 4 mailboxes out of the ground with his body because he and his friends attached a barbie Jeep to a four-wheeler . It’s some reckless white foolery

by mothmanismybf January 24, 2018