fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

boring as fudge

Politically correct way to say "boring as fuck"

Hey! where is everybody? Anybody home? Nobody says anything, this is boring as fudge!

by rperazag June 26, 2010

fudge it

A less verbal abusive word for "FUCK IT"

Used during all 10 seasons of south park by chef

"Fudge it, I can't get this done"
"Fudge it. this is stupid"
"OOOHHH Fudge it, childeren don't do it"

by Ace3runner September 22, 2006

Flüge

An engorged whale penis.

Kaveman could not handle himself anymore, unable to control his own love for bestiality he jumped into the great sea and found himself stroking the massive, sloppy, throbbing Flüge of the great Moby Dick himself.

by Jigga's mom March 5, 2008

Dutch fudge roll

Shitting underneath the covers and having your partner eat it.

A Dutch fudge roll is the erotic result of a Dutch oven taken to the extreme. The covers trap in the wonderful scent, and the darkness allows your partner to imagine that they are eating a delicious fudgy pastry.

My boyfriend gave me a delicious Dutch fudge roll last night, and I licked it up like a shit-eating fag.

by William "Orangeman" Adams February 5, 2009

fudge nipple

a womans nipple dipped in melted chocolate so you can suck on it.

My girlfriend gave me a sweet fudge nipple last night.

by hey222 January 16, 2009

Oh fudge

A phrase made popular by the movie "A Christmas Story". The main character, Ralphie, yelled it, followed by his narrating adult voice adding, "only I didn't say fudge."

Ralphie: Oh fudge!

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 October 24, 2009