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Flubber

Not only a hit movie of the 90's, but a sexual act performed only in dire situations when a girl is being stubborn. Only two steps required:

1) Slap the belligerent bitch with your limp penis.
2) Repeat step one until said bitch gives you a blow job.

No words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
Theoretical situation for the Flubber:

Tommy: Hey!
Jess: Hey...Why are you nak-
T: Slap....slap slap.... slap slap slap slap slap slap
J: FINE! Om nom nom nom nom
by d.dubs May 24, 2009
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flubbernuffer

noun A clump of lint found in the hair around the buttock region.
I was scratching my bum and found a rather large, blue coloured flubbernuffer.
by Markus Dininis November 29, 2004
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FLUBBERJUB

A fat chicken grease smelling whore's extemely fat pussy lips that hang out and over the side of her panties, usually hasnt shaved in months(mostly due to not being able to see down there)and is most definitly dripping in a nasty think goo like substance, you never need lube when fucking a woman with a bad ass case of flubberjub.
That Chrissy chick has some mad whack flubberjub, dont worry about bringing that bottle of lube ... or anal ease.
by Jade and Robin January 22, 2009
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Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.
Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011
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Flubbernugget

1. Similar to a muffin top where a woman's love handles are somewhat defined when wearing tight shirts.
2. A substitution for the worst curse words.
Man, that lady needs to cover up that flubbernugget!

Oh, flubbernugget, I left my math homework at home!!
by Ale4lyf2 January 2, 2011
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flubbergasted

to appear overcome with astonishment as a result of one's stomach being so gassy that one's stomach looks unusually flubby
"dude are you ok? you look really surprised!"
"aw i'm fine... i just ate too many burritos last night and i'm flubbergasted"
by anonamity January 17, 2009
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flabbergabbing

speaking speedily and uncontrollably because you are either excited, upset, or nervous.
The young man started flabbergabbing when he asked the the head cheerleader out to the prom.
by imdehaas April 24, 2011
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