Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018

rare flower

A girl that is so attractive, she raises the standard of what beauty is. Model quality, 10/10. So rare, you wonder to yourself, "What is a girl this attractive doing in my dinky little backwater, is she defective?".

So far this semester, I've seen about 5 or 6 rare flowers around campus. Woof...

by mike litoris777 August 5, 2019

Little Flower

A Little Flower is a real gem.

Oh, Little Flower, your hair is amazing.

by Lubrx October 19, 2020

patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

bro flowers

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)

I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights

by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

Boi Flower

A male organ situated by the anus.

Spread them cheeks an let me see that Boi Flower.

by Boi Flowerologist July 21, 2022

flower eater

Some idiot five-year-old who eats flowers and dies

Doctor:sorry but I think your sub will be a flower eater
The mom: oh no Timmy 😭😭😭

by I like flowers 🌸 September 24, 2021