flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.
Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?
by DB BN February 05, 2008
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Flaming Tiki

A Q-tip is placed inside the opening of a male penis. The end of the Q-tip that is not inside the penis is then lit on fire.
"Dang, that girl was kinky last night. She made me do a flaming tiki!"
by TRob93 January 19, 2010
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flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"
Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA
by Cmamba December 19, 2013
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Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.
George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.
by Professor Nubjob June 21, 2010
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flaming jew

The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:

-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink
Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!
by ADCGNCOIC October 06, 2020
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Flaming Indian

When a man decides to surprise a girl with random anal sex. This is usually preformed at parties when a man sneaks up behind a girl, and gets her in the butt. The girl is most likely surprised and will yell something like ,"SHIT MY BUTTHOLE!" Or maybe, "HOLY WHALE-SHIT!" The man should then go on to howl like a ravaged indian, making strange calls with his mouth.
Anthony: Holy santa claus shit. I just gave madison a Flaming Indian.

John: Fuck, no way?!?!

Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....
by Johnnny3696 May 19, 2010
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flaming pete

When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass.
The only way she could get off was by him giving her the ol' flaming pete.
by Tommy January 27, 2003
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