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GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.
Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?

Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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obscured figure

A tik tower who mainly posts ROBLOX and TF2.

They go by “She/They” pronouns and have a YouTube channel named: Obscured Pyro

Their name is Alex.
“Alex drove by yesterday, being the Obscured Figure they are.”
by alexxxxxxxxxx777 March 19, 2021
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Father Figure

Something That You Probably Don't Have & That You Will Never Have!
"Do You Suffer From A Lack Of A Father Figure"
by TheLuigiChannel174 November 29, 2022
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Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.
Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!
by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017
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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Figure it out

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out
Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out
by Edm.Maury June 10, 2022
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I Dead To Be Figure

Basically means like your shocked (New York) slang only
“Bro you seen that video of Bryanna giving head.“

“You deadass? I dead to be figure bro”
by Happy N.Y. April 28, 2020
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