During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
Get the Festival of Furry Brutalitymug. An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
Get the Burlington Days Festivalmug. verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."
"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."
"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."
"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."
"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023
Get the festivatemug. Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.
by anonymous September 16, 2020
Get the Bitch Festivalmug. by SW3518 December 27, 2010
Get the Lumber Jack Festivalmug. by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018
Get the plum festivalmug. This is in reference to the historical
act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.
act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.
Come All.....! Enjoy yourselves at the 30 Day TinyMan Destiny Festival! It's your DESTINY, not theirs. The Past can liberate us so ROCK ON.
by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023
Get the TinyMan Destiny Festivalmug.