demon farts

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Milwaukee Farts

When a man cums in a girl's butthole and the girl then blows cum bubbles out of her ass

I hooked up with that girl last night and gave her some MEAN Milwaukee farts.

by Actually Barrack Obama July 9, 2021

The one where peter farts into mega face

narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up

The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Philip's Big Book of Random Facts

The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.

How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.

by chucknorrisownsall January 8, 2023

fastsanchez

When you stick your middle finger up your ass and wipe it on your upper lip to make a black mustache.

Hola mi nomes es fastsanchez (as you quietly shove your finger up your ass to get some poo mustache paste and wipe it on your upper lip).

Que paso?

Yo quiero some cock.

by browonder August 8, 2009

scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT April 20, 2014