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Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.
oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.
by J45P31NL December 2, 2010
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fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.
*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"
by GP17 February 28, 2008
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Fappuccino

A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.

This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.

The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.

The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.

There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It

doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"

Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"

2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis March 7, 2012
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fappita

An onomatopoeitic word for *furious* masturbation.
Fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita-fappita...
by Facelift April 10, 2005
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faperture

The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.
"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."
by Soreanus June 5, 2013
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FAnpersandAsterickK

FAnpersandAsterickK

Is the spelt out word "F&*K"
Tends to be used when a person wants to confuse the other individual(s) and therefore, divert them from the idea that they're swearing.

Seeing as your saying "FAnpersandAsterickK" as to "F&*K", you're not actually swearing and therefore, Individuals in which say the word, can get away with it.

Tends to also be used to ignore the pain. This is seen when a person gets hurt and they say the word, by the time the word has been shouted, the pain will go away.
*Person 1 gets hurt*
Person 1: - OHH FAnpersandAsterickK!!
Person 2: - What?!
Person 1: - Just hurt myself.
Person 2: Noo, WTF!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What was that word?
Person 1: FAnpersandAsterickK?
Person 2: YES!
Person 1: It's an alternative way fo saying "F&*K"
Person 2: Weirdo ...
by Dark Fox Zeurra April 25, 2011
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fappetite

The inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.
After finishing up his session, Alex's fappetite had to be extinguished.
by Dubblix November 18, 2009
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