Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.
oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.
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A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
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"I wish I had of raised my faperture last night when I came home drunk and alone from the bar. Now I have severe road rash on my dick."
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Is the spelt out word "F&*K"
Tends to be used when a person wants to confuse the other individual(s) and therefore, divert them from the idea that they're swearing.
Seeing as your saying "FAnpersandAsterickK" as to "F&*K", you're not actually swearing and therefore, Individuals in which say the word, can get away with it.
Tends to also be used to ignore the pain. This is seen when a person gets hurt and they say the word, by the time the word has been shouted, the pain will go away.
Is the spelt out word "F&*K"
Tends to be used when a person wants to confuse the other individual(s) and therefore, divert them from the idea that they're swearing.
Seeing as your saying "FAnpersandAsterickK" as to "F&*K", you're not actually swearing and therefore, Individuals in which say the word, can get away with it.
Tends to also be used to ignore the pain. This is seen when a person gets hurt and they say the word, by the time the word has been shouted, the pain will go away.
*Person 1 gets hurt*
Person 1: - OHH FAnpersandAsterickK!!
Person 2: - What?!
Person 1: - Just hurt myself.
Person 2: Noo, WTF!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What was that word?
Person 1: FAnpersandAsterickK?
Person 2: YES!
Person 1: It's an alternative way fo saying "F&*K"
Person 2: Weirdo ...
Person 1: - OHH FAnpersandAsterickK!!
Person 2: - What?!
Person 1: - Just hurt myself.
Person 2: Noo, WTF!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What was that word?
Person 1: FAnpersandAsterickK?
Person 2: YES!
Person 1: It's an alternative way fo saying "F&*K"
Person 2: Weirdo ...
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