Proven Fact

It is hereby documented, for the world to see, as a proven fact, that Chad does love Samantha most.

Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.

by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023

Kalia Facts

Truth brought to you from Boss Kalias life.

Kaalia once skipped school for two days. Now those days are called Saturday and Sunday which are holidays for everyone. Just Kalia facts.

by minion29892 June 5, 2021

Fact-based

An answer based on just the facts that can be proven.

How do you know, dude? I know because there is actual evidence ...my opinion on the topic is fact-based, yo.

by Bleach007 January 31, 2019

hell facts

Hell facts= a way of being in agreement with a statement made that is true or relatable

damn cardi b’s song bodak yellow is hell facts ; some girl said ‘everyone at our dance studio is fake and that’s hell facts’ ;

by graey December 4, 2017

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 6, 2021

AZ FACT

A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.

Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"

by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 14, 2022

jew fact

Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.

Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."

by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017