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The cause of the downfall of todays society. The most addictive drug in todays society that has millions of users who are afflicted by facebook's disease.
Facebook is going to fuck us all up. Lets go back to the old days where socializing was much for personable. Facebook is killing us all softly. So beware.
by WEneed2LayOFFfaceBOOK April 6, 2010
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(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.
by Pig Mickel February 16, 2010
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Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
by DefinitiveOxfordDictionary January 21, 2010
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Man, I wish I was born 20 years earlier. Fuck Facebook in the face!!!
by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010
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Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.
Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.
by Bubby May 9, 2005
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To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.
by JD and Boz August 18, 2008
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the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life
so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish
by Mario Previti April 18, 2010
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