facebook

The cause of the downfall of todays society. The most addictive drug in todays society that has millions of users who are afflicted by facebook's disease.
Facebook is going to fuck us all up. Lets go back to the old days where socializing was much for personable. Facebook is killing us all softly. So beware.
by WEneed2LayOFFfaceBOOK April 06, 2010
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(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.
by Pig Mickel February 17, 2010
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Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.
by DefinitiveOxfordDictionary January 21, 2010
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Man, I wish I was born 20 years earlier. Fuck Facebook in the face!!!
by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010
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Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.
Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.
by Bubby May 09, 2005
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To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.
by JD and Boz July 22, 2008
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verb - the act of indiscriminately making changes without warning or consideration regardless of how it effects someone else.
she changed the locks without telling her roommates.

he moved all the furniture in the middle of the night.

"why you gotta facebook me like that?"
by mugwai64 September 22, 2011
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