Fluid

You are trying to find out what fluid is even though you know what it is. You curious monkey.

"I love drinking this juice, such good fluid."

by Iamashark January 14, 2023

bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops

Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper

by Brandallberry November 7, 2017

dick fluids

Sperm, WHite stuff, Cum, Goo, Splooge,

ew you just got all your dick fluids on me!

by aryguy April 11, 2009

fluids quiz

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:

a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.

He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.

I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!

by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021

embombing fluid

Nitroglycerine.

Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.

by QuacksO December 6, 2023

Wum Fluids

It means nothing, stop asking me, for the love of god, please.

It’s not semen, it’s not a derogatory word for a woman, it means literally nothing, I’m trying to add this here because people kept asking me back when I had friends and they decided to check Urban Dictionary and saw the one definition about cum.

Please, I do not and probably will not add true context to it, stop asking for me to add something before the punchline to make it funny.

Person 1: “haha wum fluids”
Person 2: “wasn’t this already submitted”
Person 1: “idk, everywhere at the end of time💀”

by DillonVentures March 9, 2022

Beaner fluid

Mexican Liquor

We need to buy some beaner fluid.

by TelliMelli April 16, 2022