Pity Flex

When someone tries to make you feel bad for them by making the conversation a competition of who has the worst life.

Person 1: "damn I dropped my nachos. I hate my life"

Person 2: "oh you hate your life? At least your step mom didn't beat you as a kid."

Person 1: "dude that has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Stop tryna pity flex"

by Bonebaby February 4, 2019

Re-flex

To make up for your previous non successful flex.

I flexed on these niggas yesterday and they didn’t take an L, oh shit, I gotta re-flex...

by saltushkin April 3, 2019

hook the flex

verb to show off a previously stated/known flex.

kabir: yo, did you hear about how vanaj managed to snort 650 gms of coke in one go?
rish: yeah, i heard him hook the flex over call

by awhorea March 1, 2021

Serbian Flex

Serbian flex is situation in which individual is "flexing" on other people, generally citizens of Serbia about pig he owns.

- Check out my 85'' TV I've bought last saturday, pretty cool, eh?
- That doesnt impress me, I've got 350kg pig in my garden
- That's some dope Serbian Flex, not gonna lie...

by Aurelica October 9, 2023

flexed out

When you have sex with a girl and she is left wore out spread eaglet

That girl was fine, i left her ass bucky naked and flexed out

by ulubme April 12, 2014

flex crew

A group of fuck boys who flex any time they see a hot girl.

Fuckboy1: you see that muscle

Fuckboy2: yeah you see that?! FLEX CREW!

You see those guys over there that's a flex crew

by Yungbonbon August 13, 2017

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022