festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

Festival titties

Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.

You have festival titties!

by skrtttttttt June 29, 2018

longitude festival

One of the best music festivals of all time in ireland, if not Europe. It is held at marlay park, Dublin, every July. The acts to perform this year are belters only, central cee, sonny fodera, david guetta, aj tracey, 50 cent, blk and more to be announced. This year it’ll be on the 5th and 6th of July. Get your tickets at longitude.ie

‘What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'

'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing January 27, 2025

Festival enhancers

Anything taken during festivals to enhance the experience usually in the form of drugs i.e molly,ecstacy,coke etc

Does anyone need any festival enhancers for the upcoming rave?

by Dagym September 12, 2021

Fortnite Festival

A rhythm game developed by Harmonix, creators of the Rock Band games, for Fortnite. Has a wide variety of songs from Metallica to Chappell Roan to Lil Uzi Vert and many more.

Person 1 "Hey, you play Fortnite Festival?"

Person 2 "Yeah I do, I love playing songs like Through The Fire And Flames, Free Bird, and Paradise City on lead!"

by cattlephyscia September 20, 2025

festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.

I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.

by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011