Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

festive wink

When you wink with a clicking sound

I really liked her so I shot her a festive wink to call her over

by Ohio Washington June 20, 2022

Festive back

When as a Christmas treat a person decorates their back with decorations for their partner to enjoy and add to if they wish.

H wrapped tinsel and placed baubles on her back so that T could add decorations over it from behind... very merry Christmas and a festive back

by Hendoandcezmondo December 14, 2018

Romanian Festival

Romanian Festival is a definition -- or rather -- a saying of when someone goes absolutely wanked-off drunk at a party, festival, dinner, feast, or any social appearances, it is then afterwards followed by either starting to steal materials or a fine honey for yourself. Normally when you say "on a Romanian Festival" you mean that you were piss-drunk on seven shots of Jack Daniels and two pints of vodka, or whatever alcoholic beverages you have drank.

Romanian Festival also has a second definition which can be interpreted as when you see a group of hoodlums huddled together and look like they're planning the second coming of Christ. Usually when you say "the Romanian Festival came" it would mean that the motherfuckers jumped, robbed then humiliated the victim. Sometimes followed up with getting dumped at a local pub or in the garbage bins in a (semi-) naked state.

First Definition;
Hugh: "Mihai, were you on a Romanian Festival my guy?"
Mihai: "Da. And?"
Second Definition;
Jack: "Yo Adam you heard about what happened to Johnathan?"
Adam: "What?"
Jack: "Apparently the Romanian Festival came to him, now he's streaking through the block in his boxers."

by LocaldudefromyourAldi September 12, 2025

festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.

did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.

by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019

Festival

The preferred term for a Faire. Often used for Renaissance themed events.

Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!

Person 2: Don't you mean festival?

by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021