faux pee

When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.

Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.

by JJE October 12, 2008

Faux-dom

Faux-Dom
Noun: A guy or girl that possesses the delusions of being a true Dom/Alpha/Master.

"That crude 'faux-dom' thought he could command me!"

"What a disrespectful 'faux-dom'!"

by Alpha-Particle June 4, 2017

faux pennis

artificial cock such as dildo, dong, ...

1)i got faux pennis in her vagina
2)when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole ...
3) cucumber is kind of faux pennis

by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

faux hawk

A wanna-be mohawk. Some people, instead of shaving the hair from the sides of their heads and leaving the center hair, tease their hair up in the center and spray it.

That poser: she wears fake piercings and a faux hawk.

by dhart444 November 2, 2010

faux jamais

superlative of the term "faux pas"; the French word jamais means 'never';

A: That woman wearing tight pants has front-bum.
B: Yeah! She looks like a marsupial--there's a full-grown kangaroo in there!
A: Those pants are certainly a fashion faux jamais.

by Matt !? August 25, 2006

cellular faux

Coming from the word cellular, which is another name for cellular phone, and faux, French for false.
A method of avoidal using a cellular phone. This is done usually by sampling ring tones then acting like it's a call. All of this is done in the user's pocket if he/she is an expert. Otherwise, behind the back.

Sarah avoided the Jehovah's Witness solicitations on the street because she excecuted a perfect cellular faux, therefore saving a good chunk of time.

by s0x0r September 23, 2005

faux mullet

A hair style that combines both the faux hawk and a mullet.

Bill is such a douche. You can tell by the faux mullet that he has.

by Jojotdfb October 11, 2007