fap fort

A masturbatory palace constructed in anticipation of a long and relaxing fap session

Before fapping I make a comfy fap fort on my bed

by hooptown December 16, 2011

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Gangsta Fap

It's where instead of holding your shaft like a normal man, you hold it sideways and wave it about like a gangsta would hold his probably illegal pistol.

Latifa- Jerome! Did you gangsta fap again? There is semen everywhere!
Jerome- Latifa! You know that gangsta fap is the life for me.

by Jerome666Gangsta March 22, 2013

fap battle

First one to fap wins!

Johnny and Sam engage in a fap battle, first one to finish wins!

by Bob5902 January 27, 2016

fap binge

a period of excessive indulgence in ferocious masturbation

The wife is away so i succumbed to a fap binge

by The Big A March 16, 2014

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 27, 2014

Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011