Pure Energy

The gooey white substance that girls rarely swallow willingly. After release, you become tired.

Jake and Andrew but "pure energy" into a batch of cookies and fed them to rednecks.

by The Jewsquatch and Mr. Forbes January 18, 2009

cold energy

By smoking excessive amounts of crack and creating new theories involving the theft of coldness, one will eventually see the light in the new presumption that no body actually holds heat energy; every atom has cold energy which is stolen by other substances. This is made especially clear when considering space and the latent coldness of the void. Cold energy is only dealt with in a special branch of physics called acidtripology.

The goodness of cold energy is found while consuming vast quantities of mushrooms.

Cold energy is constatly being stolen from your body when you sit next to a fire.

Beware of 0 degrees Kelvin. There is so much cold energy in 0 degrees Kelvin that things stop existing.

by Mr. W33dmysteR July 15, 2004

small dick energy

Man with oversized ego and a constant need to harass teenage girls

Andrew brags to teenage girl, Gretha about his 33 cars to compensate for his small penis, also known as small dick energy. Gretha does a mike drop and Andrew gets arrested

by big pussy energy December 29, 2022

energy twitch

when you have large mouthfulls of any energy drink and you then react to the cafene/guarana hit with a slight twitch in the eye, neck, head or forearm.

I just sculled some(000000) and got a huge energy twitch in my eye so i know it's working.

by beckni March 15, 2009

EverGym

A Place Where You Attempt To Get The Evergym Badge By Fighting ETC

JoJo And Jake Fought At The Evergym for the Badge Of The Evergym! They Got Here By Killing NEWBS!

by Evergym creator November 23, 2010

Exergized

The combined sensation that results from being both exhausted and energized at the same time. This feeling typically arises after taking a killer Bikram Yoga class.

This feeling can come from other activities. Because of the combination of a cardio vascular work out, intense detoxification, stretching and strengthening every muscle in the body, it is most prevalent in the Bikram Yoga series.

Commonly compared to the feeling of complete and utter bliss.

Yogi#1- Hey! How was your Bikram Yoga class last night?
Yogi #2- ohhh, woooowwww. It was sooo good. I left feeling totally exergized.
Yogi#1- *Ahh of jealousy* I knew I should have come in... :(

by Yogis just sweat March 5, 2011

energy tea

what you call coffee around adults who think kids should not have coffee

I need my energy tea

by wonder woman is here December 23, 2017