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Aesthetic eugenics movement

A movement that seeks to make humans more beautiful and has nothing to do with race because there are babes and hunks in all races. It would be done by selective breeding and genetic engineering.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.
Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳
by DaddyHume February 19, 2018
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Eugene

Noble person, always eager to help, very compassionate and dependable.

But don't treat him unfairly, he will spotted on site and then you will regret it.
Yes Eugene is outstanding person, maybe a little bit strange,but very dependable.
by Yesdyak October 12, 2021
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Eugene

Eugene is a very odd man. He likes soccer. But most of all, he absolutely loves hentai and Valorant.
Hey, did you see Eugene? Yeah he's playing Valorant.
by MON00122300 April 14, 2022
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Eugene Akanite

Persons who do not properly vet sources. Similar persons who were convinced Easy-E was injected with HIV, and Kyrie Irving was joining the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2023 trade deadline.
Don’t Eugene Akanite yourself and check the sources and facts before making false claims.
by misterrightmoew March 16, 2023
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Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.
Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.
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