Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 24, 2014

Eric

A guy that is annoying and plays videogames all the time also has a really small penis

Eric is so mean.

by Thetruthhteller11 April 20, 2018

ERIC

Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.

Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric

by Dat Nigger Faggot 69 November 9, 2017

eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric

That one short kid in first grade that kicks a girl named Michele in the stomach because she took the last juice box.

Person1:Who’s the maddest lad?
Person2: That’s no question...It’s ERIC.

by DerickTheEricSlayer January 11, 2020

Eric

Man with a small penis

He must be an Eric

by Urmumgae47 January 4, 2018