An odd bodied fuck boy, who thinks he's hot shit but in reality looks somewhere between a fat capybara guinea pig and an ice cream cone. Cheats on girls that are that are WAY out of his league with trap skanks. Upside down mushroom dick ass nigga, probably got herpe smurfs living up under it. Love handles, skinny legs (hence the ice cream cone body). Ugly ass bitch boy, pale ass nigga. Eats ass. DIRTY ass. Ugly nigga.
by Blahk July 21, 2015
by Blockkid April 2, 2019
A loser noodle. A pale-ass bitch who never tries to salvage relationships and would rather give up than fight while making empty promises along the way. If you meet an Eric, good luck because he's just gonna fuckin lie to you and lure you into a false sense of security and domestic happiness before you realize he's never actually going to try and do anything in his life and will rely on you forever.
by Theawkwardgabe October 20, 2019
Eric is an amazing person that you should get to know. He is sweet and funny. Sometimes he can be pretty fuckin stupid but hey, it’s all good cause you still love him no matter what.
by bitch 34 January 14, 2019
Greasy head, long fingers, long body, looks like a booty hole, smells like a dumpster, gayer than the moon, buys makeup,rapist and chronic toes.
by Nancy Mcclelland February 27, 2018
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by Sammy😘 November 12, 2018