post cruise depression

The feeling you get after disembarking from a cruise ship. Usually caused by not being able to see all of the cool people you met onboard anymore. Typically lasts for 1-7 days, but can be much longer.

"Since the last day of his cruise, he hasn't been the same. I think he has post cruise depression."

by speedyspring August 1, 2014

Clinical depression

Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).

Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

post-anal depression

The depression that is felt after being taken up the ass.

I know, you really did give me post-anal depression, I didnt have the courage to get out of bed for at least 4 days!

by Horatius Bonar October 24, 2010

Post Festival Depression

More commonly known as PFD; Post Festival Depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.

Similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your Nirvana.

What's wrong with you mate?

Oh just Post Festival Depression, this weekend was amazing I actually can't believe I have to wait another year to be there again.

by northernsoul September 2, 2011

ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.

Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.

by mattypatty February 12, 2009

depression

depression is when you become interested in nothing and the only thing that doesn't hurt is when you are hurting

the knife is painless but life hurts like a bitch

by sam May 13, 2005

Post gig depression

The soul crushing feeling you get after a gig. You feel your heart aches for the band you have seen live and the emotional pain that comes with listening to the bands music makes you want to break down and cry. Huge desire to relive the concert. Stops you concentrating and you suddenly realise you're thinking of the gig all the time. No event in life can live up to the concert. Can last up to 2 weeks or even more. Relapses frequent. Jealousy of others having better gig experiences than you.

Sarah: i can't stop thinking about -band-
Jack: Please don't start talking about them again
Sarah: I love them so much but i can't listen to their music for a while or i'll cry.
Jack: you have post gig depression.

by Jellyellyy January 28, 2012