bio engineer

To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.

Get him to bio engineer me a milkshake

by Jo March 12, 2004

Electrical Engineer

one who is afraid to do chemical engineering and thats why chooses EE, which is easier

chemistry ia pain in the butt, i m just gonna be an electrical engineer

by someone December 1, 2004

Recycling engineer

a.k.a. junk nigger
an industrious negro who extracts aluminum/copper items from the
trash and in tern receives compensation from the junkyard for said transaction.
Identified by overlaiden saddlebag
equipped bicycles or rust colored station wagons/pickup trucks

I caught that recycling engineer taking a shit next to my dumpster.

by RICHARD SIMMONS October 25, 2004

Social Engineer

Teacher

The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."

by wonderaround September 19, 2012

female power engineer

A women with the body o a rock hard goddess who is highly intelligent and works as hard as her counterpart, a prime specimen of the female human. Able to open a beer just by looking at it.

"look at that goddess, how did she open that beer." Oh you mean that female Power Engineer.

by Power Engineering 101 September 12, 2014

manufacturing engineer

An engineering degree bestowed upon individuals who cannot complete serious engineering subjects such as mathematics and physics. Typically labeled an engineering half-wit, these engineers often assume roles where technical expertise and competence are not required.

More manufacturing engineers are graduating today than ever before due to the steady degradation of minimum standards within that discipline.

by A Real Engineer October 20, 2013

breaker engineer

0: a poor soul who once thought that his/her engineering degree would lead to personal fulfillment and worldly riches; but is now trapped in a dead-end, white-collar industrial job

1:a glorified grease monkey with an engineering degree that does useless paperwork all day.

2: the nuclear plant equivalent to calling a McDonald's employee a "Culinary Logistics Engineer"

2:an overpaid, white-collar mechanic that is unworthy of the honorable 'engineer' title

3:a sucker who worked hard in college to earn a degree in electrical engineering; who now spends his days wishing he knew how to juggle and swallow fire so that he could join the circus

Young Child: Mommy...is that poorly dressed man a bum?

Mother: No honey, that's not a bum...that's just a breaker engineer.

by breaker engineer October 23, 2008