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Emo

I don't understand why there is such thing called 'emo people'. Emo is short for emotional. Isn't everyone on Earth emotional? So don't go saying emo's are loners, because you are calling yourself a loner.

But, apparently, emo's are people that have a hard life. But I don't agree with that.
Faggot: LOL look at dat emo fag! lol lol go cut ur self u moron.

Me: What the hell, dude? You're an emo too, did you know?

Faggot: NUH UHH!!!!111one!!one!!!//!! if I wuz emo i woud cut my self!!!!!!one11//1/11!!! only EMO's dye their hair n cut n cry in dere dumb room and isten to moosic like My Chemical Romance!!!!1111one//111!?1/1!11!!1 I hate dem and theyre hipsturr glaasses!!! durr hurrrrr hurrrr!!!1/1oneone111?!1 Nicki Minaj n shit is better the- -

Me: -shoots the faggot-
by SammichGoddess August 6, 2012
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Emo

1. Emo: genre musical created by the hardcore punk and alternative rock.

2. Emo: urban tribe. (wikipedia)

2. Emo: a word used for discriminate the urban tribe. Generally used to definite a depression state totally false.
1. "What genre is that song?" "It's emo."

2. "I'm an emo guy"

3. "Are U emo?" "No, I am not. Only I'm depressed, my boyfriend left me yesterday"
by mooninthedark December 20, 2008
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Emo

A commercially manufactured fad that embodies no artistic merit in anyway whatsoever,

A prime example of social collectivism to compensate for a lack of individuality,

Also used by the weak minded to label things they so obviously don't understand,

A current source of homogenized, soulless and mediocre music within the mainstream,

It is also used to mock and greatly undermind those who self harm and and suffer from genuine depression.
by Jrickk February 18, 2009
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Emo

How to be emo:
Go out to the drugstore and buy some cheap hair dye. You're gonna need black, and if you want to look more emo, buy dark purple or dark red. Or maybe a neon color. Put streaks in random as hell places. There's the color. Now, cut your bangs into a long diagonal fringe, covering about 1/3 of your face on that side. make sure your fringe is longer than the rest of your hair if you're a guy, and if you're a girl, your bangs should be at least half the length of the rest of your hair.
There, now you've got the hair. Now, go one to make-up. You're gonna need eyeliner. A lot of it. Now, put it on. When you think you have enough, you will need more. then for eyeshadow, choose either a dark color, or a bright color.
For clothes, you're going to need a studded belt. You need skinny jeans, skin tight. Or tighter. Then, go to Hot Topic, buy a few band shirts, and while you're there, look at other band shirts, and write them down. That's what music you'll be listening to until you get over whatever you're sad about. Make sure you have converse!!
Then, the attitude. Obviously, you have to be sad all the time. Don't eat, and cut yourself.
...
Now, if you think I'm serious, you're ridiculous. I guess I'm classified as emo, and I do few of these things. I streaked my hair neon orange, it's naturally black. I do usually wear dark clothes. But Seriously, don't be a poser. Emo's aren't always fucking depressed.
Real emo #1: Hey, let's go hang out!
Real emo#2: Okay! What do you wanna do?!
Real emo #1: Let's go skate, or maybe jump on a trampoline!
Real emo#2: Okay!

Poser emo#1: I'm so sad...I think I'm gonna go cut myself.
Poser emo #2: Yeh...Let's go listen to Hawthore heights while wallowing in self pity...
Real emo's join in now: CHEER UP, FAGS!
by Non-Poser >_> February 15, 2010
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Emo

fags, the kinds that have no friends and hate themselves, the ones most see in the corner and laugh at.
Yo billy, look at the emo kid, wishing his parents didnt hate him for sucking.
by jackofosour April 28, 2009
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Emo

A word that used to hold meaning as a music genre. however, it has recently become more of a hate slang used to describe people who act/dress a certain way.
Like the "punks," very few people use emo to talk about music these days. this is because that genre is dead, and never coming back. we are now left with a new hate word created by preppy bitches on their period and gangbangers. way to go society.
way to go MTV for destroying the meaning of emo.
by ElixCore May 24, 2009
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Emo

Emo. Mostly teenagers ranging from 14-19 in age. Defined by:
1)Skinny jeans. Guys and girls.
2)Thick black rimmed glasses.
3)Sloppy hair that tends to gravitate towards one side of the face, blocking half from view. Usually dark(black)with streaks of very bright (red, green) colors.
4)Eyeliner. Guys and girls.
5)A serious need to be unconforming. Which might be an issue when you are talking about one of the fastest growing trends in the world.
6) Some sort of self mutilation/suicide attempt.
7)A fascination with vintage items, poetry, dark lyrically uninventive lyrics that express 'deep' emotions and thoughts.
Let's hardcore dance!
Quick! Mosh pit!
I'm so emo I wore my sister's pants.
by Apostrophe. Simply Yours. December 30, 2008
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