Emil Macka

When your Swedish friend named Emil puts his butt cheeks surrounding your nose making you an Emil Macka \\ *-* //

Girl to girl
girl 1: oh we did the dirtiest thing yesterday
girl 2: really??? tell me all about it
girl 1: he did the Emil Macka on me *UwU*

by Empaah November 11, 2019

Emil

A guy With a penis like an Elephants russel mhhhh tasty

Wow do u See Emils russel, very delicious

by Emilsrussel November 22, 2021

Emil Olsen

Emil Olsen is an amazing boy. He is very good looking and all the girls want him. He is 6'6 and is in the NBA. He is Christian and is the best looking boy ever.

Yo, Emil Olsen is so hot

by Cachow January 18, 2024

Emil

English:
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.

Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.

I hear a scream, Emil must have lost a game.
Eg høyrer eit skrik, Emil må ha tapt eit spel.

by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025

Emil

Emil has a GIANT dick and is from Rungsted. He is a sexy russian boy that makes all the girls wanna have sex with him. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over Emil.

Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick

Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!

Emil is so sexy

by Javevejjejrb December 11, 2023

Emil

Someone who is hella sexy.

-Hello Emil , u looking good as always.
-I know.
-U are hella sexy.
-yes.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Emil

Emil is a nice european guy who loves to learn languages and to eat noodles. Hes smart but he calls himself stupid(hes not). Emil is not sus and he has a nice voice, he knows a little bitta guitar.

-Who is that guy over there?
-Well if it isn't Emil
-Hey Emil! Can you translate this for us?
Emil -Sure

by Ellothesmello December 7, 2021