twenty eight

Sex position in which the man gets infected with the rage virus, vomits blood all over the woman, and then uses it as a lubricant for anal sex. Then afterward he pokes out her eyes and eats her face.

Hey, sexy, how's about we twenty eight tonight? I know you want to.

by hardlywilling June 10, 2009

Five foot eight.

The first stage of manletism. Manlets are classified as men below the height of 5'8" (without shoes)

Girl- "Hey nice profile pic, how tall are you?"
Dude- "I'm around five foot eight."
Girl- "lol, bye manlet."

by Toilet paper terminator. May 21, 2017

v-eight

It is the true modification of the original shocker...(this move is only for professionals). The iniator of this move puts both of his hands together and then seperates them leaving only his wrist touching providing the perfect four in the front and four in the back for her whorish vaginal and anal pleasures. Men do your job and slam away with both arms!!!!

When asked would you like the shocker she replied "No give me the whole V-eight"

by punediver June 22, 2006

one eight seven

a fucking awesome song by the awesomest band of all time senses fail

one eight seven is the best song ever

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff August 27, 2006

Elite Eight

The quarter-finals of any sporting tournament. This group won their round in the Sweet Sixteen, and are trying to get into the final four.

Well, we are one of seven teams to make the Elite Eight, thanks to our couragous captain.

by DavWoo July 18, 2007

happy eight

a phrase similar to, and building upon, your typical 'happy hour'. However, thanks to getting easily captivated by great friends, hearty laughs, strong drinks and good music, 'happy hour' usually extends beyond the standard period of time, usually in late afternoon and early evening, during which a bar or lounge features drinks at reduced prices, and generally carries on well into the wee hours of the morning. Before you know it, you've been celebrating for eight hours......'happy eight'!

It's Friday night, the bar has happy hour from 4-7, but I feel a 'happy eight' in the making.

by JV Parker October 28, 2011

Tight eight

When you are less than 8 cums in and the body just isn’t doing it for you anymore. Back to the park I go. If I don’t get my tight eight I’m quite the grump.

You don’t want to run into me unless I’ve had my tight eight.

by Babababa420 January 14, 2023