Council Of Elders

A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.

Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.

by EricKay(credit to Benson) September 7, 2009

ElderPhile

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above

jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty

by willowjames April 14, 2011

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Edles

A bitch ass hoe who sucks dick for fun.

That changed bitch is such an edles.

by Vdyvgu November 8, 2016

j.p elder

School where there is lots of fights and all of the kids are badass and you will find the most awesome people ever and most likely you will find your best friend there and the food is alright and they have great musical programs

I just love going to J.P Elder it's the best middle school ever

by Softballgymnast June 10, 2018

Edger

A Operator in #mRO
24/7 Headband wearing Assassin in Ragnarok.

Noob: Hey Look. It's Edger! Hi Edger! Give me some cash!
Edger: Sure.. >< hands over 50k zenny

by Somebody June 30, 2003

edner

1)a bucket thats mostly lighter fluid or just didn't burn any weed.
2)a dirt bitch that you'd only do last call.

dirt brew, edner

that slut was a mad edner

by gaycrew June 26, 2009