east northport

A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.

"I'm from East Northport!"
"Oh, so you're... you're a druggie...."

by signo February 6, 2007

East Bumfuck

parking too damn far away from where you need to be

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

east coast

Contrary to the uninformed beliefs of The Elf, the East Coast states of Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont actually have the LOWEST obesity rates of any state in the country, while California's is one of the highest.

East Coast > West Coast

Q: What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active culture.

by west side is worst side January 10, 2006

East Alton

A small town in Illinois a pissing distance away from St. louis. Its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there asses kicked by real black people that are moving in from Alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. We do have a school team called the "OILERS"...oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not Red and Blue....our sports teams think there all bad ass but in reallity the only team we beat is the shells, but thats not saying much. The one fun thing East Alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a fuck we're from East Alton!

Guy 1) Hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?....

Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!

Guy 1) oh ya.............

by S. Daveys June 1, 2009

east clubbin

The feeling of awesomeness when you're wasted.

East clubbin on the island.

by budbro August 14, 2009

East Richmond

It just doesn’t exist

East Richmond?

What’s that?

by Comeng trains July 9, 2021

Plainfield East

Best known for a deep rivalry with Plainfield North Plainfield East is a decent school with both chill people and super lame mfs also known for the cringest quote OC is OC and

Dame where’s that faggot go to school
Plainfield East

Ah hell no

by YumYumNation December 13, 2019