A shrimpy blonde girl who is really smart and has big blue eyes. Emilie's love to shake their bomb bomb and have lots of fun reading!
by Lilly Samantha Bobby Red November 28, 2007
Describing an Emily is a feat in itself, defining an Emily was borderline impossible but as a researcher in ancient humanology and low level intelligent life forms we can finally give a proper definition and a bit more life to the strangest specimen this planet has ever witnessed.
An Emily with blue complexion shines like the sun, except this very shine is the grease of her hair and the ooze coming out of her blueberry pores. Delicate in nature with not a single strand of toughness in her body she stands flabby at 2 feet tall on a good day but the precise scientific measurement is 1 foot, 8 inches. Though she herself is not an Oompa Loompa there is direct lineage to the orange Wonka workers and is believed to be a northern ancestor who harvested Blueberries in Northern China during the dawn of the Ice Age. The blueberry lies at the very core of this creepy creature and without the constant consumption of it the pigment of her skin starts shifting to purple and her body shape molds in the shape of an Eggplant. An Eggplant wannabe; This change has a deep behavioral impact, dumpster humping every dumpster imaginable and eventually shifts into her ultimate rapper form Eminemily which devestated both the rap game and the world, most of the human population now enduring a life with no hearing.
An Emily with blue complexion shines like the sun, except this very shine is the grease of her hair and the ooze coming out of her blueberry pores. Delicate in nature with not a single strand of toughness in her body she stands flabby at 2 feet tall on a good day but the precise scientific measurement is 1 foot, 8 inches. Though she herself is not an Oompa Loompa there is direct lineage to the orange Wonka workers and is believed to be a northern ancestor who harvested Blueberries in Northern China during the dawn of the Ice Age. The blueberry lies at the very core of this creepy creature and without the constant consumption of it the pigment of her skin starts shifting to purple and her body shape molds in the shape of an Eggplant. An Eggplant wannabe; This change has a deep behavioral impact, dumpster humping every dumpster imaginable and eventually shifts into her ultimate rapper form Eminemily which devestated both the rap game and the world, most of the human population now enduring a life with no hearing.
by Oookay Buddy lol November 30, 2018
She is a wonderful person! She can be a bitch at sometimes, but she admits it and means it! She is beautiful and has an awesome personality. She has very dark brown eyes and her hair matches too. She has a boyfriend that is perfect for her and they are so cute together. When someone is doing something that makes her mad or someone else mad she will let them know. She stands up for herself. She is very random and is really funny. She's really fast at running. I've known her since the first day of Kindergarden. She's really skinny and has an also awesome family!
by Totallyrandominransom April 23, 2011
Emily is a great girl. Loves her friends, she has a fantastic laugh that everyone loves. She would do anything for her friends and always puts mates before dates. Although she's never dated, she says that she doesn't want to and will wait until she's ready to have a girlfriend. She never puts a foot out of place. Everyone wants an Emily as a best friend.
by thenamehacker October 27, 2012
OMG EMILY YOURE SUCH A CRACKHEAD AHHAHAHA EMILY STOP OMG AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EMILY IS GOING CRAZY AHAHAHAHAHA
by ilikeass77 June 05, 2020
by umm.goodbye. January 18, 2015
My Sweet, she literally makes me feel like see can see straight into my soul, makes me not want to hide anything from her. Especially how much I love her.
by sweethoney410 June 22, 2010