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Elephant Trunking 

The act of inserting ones nose into the foreskin of a penis and blowing. Thus making a sound reminiscent of an elephant's trunk.
Guy 1: "Did you see the video (elephant trunkee) sent in the groupchat of (elephant trunker) elephant trunking him?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"

Guy 1: "Word"
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elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.
DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
elephant finger by PeeBee February 15, 2004

elephant ride 

Having sex with an overweight girl / fatty
Derek is so drunk I think he's going to try to go on an elephant ride tonight!
elephant ride by BloodZebra April 28, 2008

Elephant song 

Elephant song
the best fucking song evereverever
made by Eric Herman to serenade every woman in the world
written by Jesus while he was sitting during the last supper because he was bored
Person 1: Why do you look so tired?
Person 2: Eric Herman kept me awake everyday for the past week because he was fucking my mom to the sweet, beautiful tones of the Elephant Song
Elephant song by Chris Rz January 26, 2009

Elephant Hunt 

The act picking up a fat chick(s) at a bar, bringing her to a place like IHOP, Carrow's or Denny's for some post-drinking food, running up a huge tab, then ditching the fatty with the bill.

This is similar to hogging, but with the added bonus of having some free food, courtesy of the fat chick.
We bagged us a couple of 250 pound fat chicks on the elephant hunt this past weekend.

Elephant Hunter 

A guy who goes to a bar solely to pick up heavy women. Often times said elephant hunter will claim it is his duty as wingman to take the heavy girl.

Elephant hunters are generally lonely and insecure.

If identified, elephant hunters will become defensive until his ego will not allow anymore embarassment. Elephant hunter will come to terms with his desire for the chubby cuttie, and will openly accept he was caught red handed.

Note: The elephant hunter is almost always the thin guy in the group.
Scott: Are you an Elephant Hunter?

Andrew: Naw, man.

Scott: You always end up with the fat girls.

Andrew: Okay, but dont tell the guys.

(Tell the guys. )

Elephant Wank 

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!
My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.
Elephant Wank by WilkoGreeno February 6, 2009