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Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter
His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.
by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009
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easterbunney

A fucking retarded dumbass on the IRC. He frequently comes to Wiirockers to annoy the shit out of everyone there. He's an imbecile who can't understand that no one wants him there, and most people want him banned. <_> He epically pisses everyone off and we would be better if this dumbass was gone.
easterbunney, if you're reading this GTFO TEH CHAT NUB D:<
by pluie August 25, 2009
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Eastenders

Eastenders is a British Soap Opera for people that have a very low IQ. Viewers of this programme may have a variety of other conditions including grotiness, being overweight or being utterly devoid of culture. The entire premise of the programme is based on the day-to-day lives of smelly make-believe people who cannot talk properly. Typical settings include a chip shop, a launderette, a garage and a pub. This programme is the chocolate beard that spoils the BBCs otherwise perfect washroom.
"Hello Dot - How are your varicose veins today?"

"Oo - not so bad - I'll see you down the launderette later"

"OK - unless I see you at the pub first"

"Yes" Eastenders - Please ditch it BBC
by Ravens August 30, 2008
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Easterclut

When you sneeze in a girls vagina and then lick it
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: Can i easterclut you?
Girl: ok then
by DrEastermon January 1, 2015
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Easterling

possibly the greatest football kicker of all time.
that kid is an easterling!!!
by Andrew Easterling October 22, 2008
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Easter

It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.

Good Friday... Easter Sunday.

Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.

So Easter > Absolute Best.
"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."
by Vinwayne April 10, 2009
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Easter

A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.

Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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