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Lehman Dump

When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.
Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!

Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.
by Birdman117 March 11, 2010
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company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
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Drama Dump

When someone dumps all of their dramatic life issues on you upon first meeting them.
Damn, she just drama dumped me!
by OParks December 7, 2010
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fridge dump

The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.
Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.
by Zachzilla August 18, 2020
mugGet the fridge dumpmug.

dump dash

When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there
by Wild-bill December 13, 2017
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seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.
by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015
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Afgani dump

when you gotta take a dump so bad that it sounds like a group of Afgani's charging a american military outpost.
bro: i gotta take a Afgani dump!!

me: Bro thats racist....
by nigger block October 26, 2012
mugGet the Afgani dumpmug.

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