company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.

Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!

by Extra Large Huevos - ELH August 13, 2013

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CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss

Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.

by Rabbit power February 28, 2019

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Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.

The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.

by FreddieFred June 20, 2015

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