dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017

Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

dry ovaries

is a female that is allergic to having the craic, has no sense of humour, and is a fun- fucker upper!!!!!

females with dry female dry ovaries are usually called laura!!!

by Cady Fowler March 23, 2008

Dry Vagina

Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.

Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.

by Ackadacka August 29, 2006

dry bum

anal sex devoid of lubricant

can i get you drunk and dry bum you?

by mrgoat January 28, 2004

Canada Dry

uhh... Ginger Ale... duh, like totally fool!!

green bottle, with like a shield and shit ahhh.. yea you got Canada dry

by Stealth0Klown0 April 26, 2006

dry dock

Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.

They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet.

by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003