Drunken Time-Out

A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.

Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.

by G Dubya August 13, 2008

drunken dozen

When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.

Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!

by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023

Drunken Sandy

The act of having anal sex without the use of a lubricant. It is often performed while in a drunken state and no lube is available. The word is derived from the movie Grease and Sandy's strong desire for booze and anal sex.

"Without lube, we're gonna have to take this drunken sandy nice and slow. I can't be no grease lightnin."

by spectical July 21, 2016

drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.

by dreaded1 January 24, 2008

Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 29, 2024

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl March 16, 2016

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021