The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
Get the Master of the drunken schlongmug. When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.
Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!
by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023
Get the drunken dozenmug. A narcissist, when they get drunk and bully their family/friends. Normally a “Drunken Jule” is a female. High chance she’s also a Virgo.
Pronounced (drunk-in jewl)
Pronounced (drunk-in jewl)
by Amethyst222 April 21, 2023
Get the Drunken Julemug. It's when your licking a girl out and when you hold on to her hands and bite her clit, she will then start to grown and look like a dragon on skunk.
by Great-warriorcj April 8, 2016
Get the angry drunken skunkmug. by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022
Get the Drunken Messmug. by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025
Get the drunken babymug. The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
Get the Drunken Seagull Vomitmug.