by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017
Get the ya mums a doorknob mug."By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album
by Allimac July 18, 2020
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Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."
Person 2:"Read the Door."
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Person 2:"Read the Door."
credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
by Property_y November 5, 2020
Get the Read the Door mug.When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.
“Hey dude, how did your date go?”
“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”
*high-five*
“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”
*high-five*
by Link0389 May 12, 2021
Get the The Old Front Door Backdoor mug.When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
by Buildex September 14, 2017
Get the Bitch, the door. mug.a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her.
SITUATION 1:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal
SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again
SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal
SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again
SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
by wheatwillrockyou January 5, 2009
Get the Doorknob mug.Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.
Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"
Peter: "Sweet"
Peter: "Sweet"
by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012
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