Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

doo doo butter

The foamy frothy schmeg that collects around the ring of your cornhole after you take a spicy or runny shit. Sometime it can almost be in a jelly consistancy. CAUTION sometimes doo doo butter can make you feel like your shitting razor blades.

Wendys Wild Mountain Spicy Chicken sandwhich gave me the worst case of doo doo butter.

You can Doo Doo it yourself :)

by Butter n' Butter January 27, 2004

Doodoopuss

1.The stanky of stanky
2. A dirty balloon knot
3. Butthole (loose and/or tight)
4. The master blaster
5. The doo-doo-gina
6. Dirty shit box

7. The Peanut butter cunt

1. I'm going to put this in your tight moist doodoopuss

2. Damn that dump destroyed my doodoopuss

3. Hey joeygIna how's your doodoopuss feeling?

by Nasty chimp wanker January 5, 2012

doo-doo butter

Anal fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.

On the eve of his colonoscopy, Robert reflected upon his anal escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo butter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.

by The Dookie Bandit September 13, 2008

doo doo crumb

Small, dried up pieces of doo doo which can be found caught in corn hole hairs (along with TP niblets), behind toilet bowls, and in toothbrushes.

"There are doo doo crumbs caught in my ass hair."

by Marcus G October 3, 2007

Doo doo fart

This is just a meme. There is no logical explanation to that.

Olivia: Doo doo fart
Lydia: fair argument I absolutely agree

by Myrrraa April 11, 2020

doodoohead

Much like shithead or poohead, this is a more childish way to say it, before they realised that they wouldn't get banished to the underworld for swearing. Or saying "poo".

<mother> CLEAN YOUR ROOM, JIMMY!
<jimmy> shut up, you doodoohead!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004