Dingleberry

A small, dry glob of feces stuck on a hair coming out of someone's butt.

MOM!!! The dog has another dingleberry!!

Wipe your butt so you don't get dingleberries

by Julezzz8932 September 17, 2017

Dingleberry

Trump like qualities

This dingleberry here! 🙄

by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020

Dingleberry

A word to describe a compulsive, outright liar.

A dingleberry might say some of these things:

“See that stock image over there? I know those people...”
“I got in a fight on the first day of middle school, AND got a detention”

by b012203 June 26, 2020

Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020

Dingleberry Catch

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.

Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

by Daveyfishface March 10, 2020

Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.

Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole

by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018

Dingleberries

The hard core supporters of Donald J Trump. Stubborn pieces of shit that cling on just to be close to an asshole.

A group of people called me a snowflake because don't support Trump, so I called them all dingleberries because they love being close to that asshole.

by JusDally December 3, 2020