disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

by oso good April 29, 2023

Disaster Stream

A term popularized in the Twitch community, usually surrounding Lolcows such as Wingsofredemption or DarksydePhil.

As the name implies, a disaster stream is a Twitch (Or Youtube) stream that is disastrous for the streamer. Often damaging their reputation or making them into laughingstock. Commonly disaster streams are caused by trolls pestering the streamer until they break down. The streamer will then either rage, break down crying, destroy gaming equipment.

Though sometimes Disaster Streams can occur without any involvement from trolls, such as when DarksydePhil accidentally left his webcam on when masturbating.

Did you see that crybaby rage on stream last night? He broke down crying and started throwing his controllers. It was a total Disaster Stream.

by PokemonScammer645 October 30, 2023

disaster darling

A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.

That was a disaster darling!

by Gameshow Loving VTuber Guy December 27, 2023

Disaster bop

A song that is easy to dance to and sounds great yet is also a complete mess and low quality - basically something so bizarre and trashy that it ends up sounding good. Primarily used within the Eurovision fandom.

Did you see Red Flag Parade by MYDY in the Czech national final ESCZ? That song is such a disaster bop but I love it!

by Glow82 December 4, 2023

disasteronaut

This is a person, not unlike an astronaut, who will go to great distances in order to explore how to create disasters far from their home instead of learning how to make the universe a better place.

Benny: "Hey Dionte! What the fuck were you doin' over in that hood? You were starting shit with the Gomez twins!"
Dionte: "They posted some trash about me. It took me two subway transfers and a bus to get there. They're scared!"
Benny: "You fuckin' disasteronaut! They ain't scared. They're gonna lit up our block. You're on your own!"

by von groovy August 15, 2024

disaster

Use word for when something goes wrong or you have to do something you don't want to do

"There's school tomorrow"
"Disaster"

by Stardium March 4, 2024

disaster

A word used when an inconvenience of any magnitude is brought to attention

Person A: I left my passport at home
Person B: disaster

by Stardium April 13, 2024