twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Diddle

The act of tapping on ones naked butt cheeks with both index fingers in a rhythmic manner as if playing the drums.

Man, Steve really impressed me with his diddle skills last night. My butt cheeks are so tender this morning.

by Mattchew1984 January 27, 2011

Fiddle Diddle

any sexual expirence with another person

bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.

by audyy June 24, 2008

jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

diddlin

the process of sleeping with multiple individuals in the same household.

My husband was diddlin' the babysitter, the renter and me.

by braddawg August 16, 2006

diddle

verb; manually manipulating the sweet sweet vag in any manner possible

"Sean the diddle-master stopped any form of drinking or hanging out at all so that he could diddle the BIG MAC every night...that's called diddle-dedication."

"When Meghan's friend asked about her boyfriend, she responded 'that kid sure can diddle.'"

by Shawn Vann Lare Wollton May 21, 2006