Deer Island Drop

A scat fetish sexual position. A woman lies on her back and extends her legs up towards the ceiling and then spreads her legs apart as wide as she can. Her man will then step into the

" V " created by her legs and put his anus directly over her vagina and will then defecate directly into her vagina. If he has vaginal sex with her right after the deposit, this is called a Massachusetts Mudbowl.

Similar to two lesbians scissoring but the guy poops right into her pussy making a Deer Island Drop. Deer island is the waste water treatment plant for Boston.

by Bobby Bou July 9, 2010

deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

diet rainbow deer

a drink composed of sheep urine, the dick of a dwarf and tobasco sauce

Jill drank some diet rainbow deer while milking bricks.

by bob man December 3, 2007

shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

devert

not to be confused with 'divert,' already a word, or 'convert' which suggests dropping one set of beliefs and picking up another, DE-vert is someone who was brainwashed with religious myths from birth onward until they decided they'd rather think for themselves than blindly believe the myths written centuries ago with no proof that create all the world's various religions that if you did not bow down and worship some supernatural omnipotent being, you'd be sentenced to burn in the flames of hell forever.

This church used to be packed every Sunday, now most of our congregation has left to become critically thinking deverts.

by Phillydrifter December 17, 2008

Deer

a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't

A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.

by greenman81 June 7, 2011

deverfux

verb - When something completely unexpected comes up to wreck all of your nicely laid plans, then you've been deverfuxed.

"Oh man, I was on my way to my AP test, and then I got totally deverfuxed by this speed trap."

by strugglingcomic May 12, 2006